Some Cats...in heat

[allegro]

This is my cat, Naruto {Yep he's gay XD} :








obviously I had to name him Naruto.


My naruto, whose sphere of influence is our 4th floor apartment, has never seen the outside world. Literally. He's a recluse. I believe he is not familiar with the concept of "soil", "road" or "shit on the road."

Then there came a day where a sleazy black/white cat invaded our apartment and played with Naruto. I would not have believed it had I not seen it. Naruto invited this cat (who shall we temporarily name Sasuke) to "view" his "resting area" and his "playground." This cat "Sasuke" also taught Naruto how to invade our neighbors and fight with the other cats. Today, they have some sort of fight club going on. My naruto is STILL NOT FAMILIAR with the concept of "soil", "road" or "shit on the road", but he has now learned the terms "neighbor" and "friend". Whatever set of ideas those words pertain to.




Fantasies of being a stripper?


He does kung fu too. (Ok, actually, he does Tai Chi when he's asleep)


and jan jan jan jan *drumroll*:

I swear to god there was hip action. XD


Sorry if the pics were... sized weirdly. Took them by phone and on different sizes.

Comments

[rabid-fangrrl.livejournal.com]

*homg*

their gayness transcends species....

[deadraconis.livejournal.com]

Oh my god!

Cats are the friggin' moste aweshum humans animals ever!:D

Your cat is so cute! And I se why he's named Naruto!<3

[shini-chii.livejournal.com]

I'm seriously starting to believe my cat (also a Naruto xD) ran away with a cat!Sasuke o.o.

OMG, this made my day, anyway.

[soffiodargento.livejournal.com]

Like Romans said: do ut des ^^! Your cat is so cute! I had a red cat, too, years ago, but he was really big. However the second cat has the same colors of Sasuke ^O^!

[xakuryoux.livejournal.com]

o:
I had a "naruto" and "sasuke" too!
The "sasuke" was a little older though... And they were kittens together too! =^.^=
But then one day, while I was playing with them, "sasuke" got on top of "naruto", and then I was like, what is he doin-OMG!
I was liek, they're both male and ohmyfreakingod, they... *speechless*
.... But alas, "naruto" ran away... And still hasn't been found... D:

[joyinthedance.livejournal.com]

That is awesome. XD

[princess-emmi.livejournal.com]

My cat, also a Naruto, is totally a lzy freak xD; We got him when he was tiny and when they neutered him (poor boy ; . ; ) They put a tracking chip thing into him, and so he has this circle-y tattoo on his belly :o

We dress him up a lot in the little ANBU costume we have for him (we've posted pictures of him on chuunin, if you use that comm xD;), but alas, the only cat that tries to get any action from him is Sorata :o

Your kitteni s very cute, though~ <3

~Lyn

[nellyaa.livejournal.com]

Let's call this the top of the SasuNaru fangirl insaneness. 8D ZOMG. This fandom is just weird. 8D Me likes.

(I also have a cat but his name is Lenny and grey-striped D: KIITYCATS FTW! The next cat I get I want to name Sasuke or Naruto, too. D:)

[silverxdragon.livejournal.com]

My cousin had two cats too. (: She named them Sasuke and Naruto since they were boys and one day, they were humping and we started laughing because "Sasuke" made this weird face as he was humping Naruto.

A couple months later, we discovered Naruto was actually a Naruko!! XD

Sasuke never walked by near her again. o_0 (Naruko, not my cousin. XD)

[heeythatsmybike.livejournal.com]

ZOMG yes cat!porn (close enough to furry!porn, right? XD)!!!

I don't even like cats and I think your Naruto is an adorable little bugger. <333

Aw, and even as a cat everyone thinks Naruto is an uke D: poor guy.

[adela-nightmoon.livejournal.com]

Should we be scared that you're apparently perving on your cats???

[ashrey-chan.livejournal.com]

Your cat is cute ^^ if your cat is a naruto... thab i guess my black/white cat is Sasuke eh?

Cat is sure the cutest animal in the world XD XD

[saave.livejournal.com]

... ... -stares-

Omg I want a kitten now.

[kairi21.livejournal.com]

KITTIES!!!! @__@