most singular...

This is my cat, Naruto {Yep he's gay XD} :








obviously I had to name him Naruto.


My naruto, whose sphere of influence is our 4th floor apartment, has never seen the outside world. Literally. He's a recluse. I believe he is not familiar with the concept of "soil", "road" or "shit on the road."

Then there came a day where a sleazy black/white cat invaded our apartment and played with Naruto. I would not have believed it had I not seen it. Naruto invited this cat (who shall we temporarily name Sasuke) to "view" his "resting area" and his "playground." This cat "Sasuke" also taught Naruto how to invade our neighbors and fight with the other cats. Today, they have some sort of fight club going on. My naruto is STILL NOT FAMILIAR with the concept of "soil", "road" or "shit on the road", but he has now learned the terms "neighbor" and "friend". Whatever set of ideas those words pertain to.




Fantasies of being a stripper?


He does kung fu too. (Ok, actually, he does Tai Chi when he's asleep)


and jan jan jan jan *drumroll*:

I swear to god there was hip action. XD


Sorry if the pics were... sized weirdly. Took them by phone and on different sizes.