Some Cats...in heat

[allegro]

This is my cat, Naruto {Yep he's gay XD} :








obviously I had to name him Naruto.


My naruto, whose sphere of influence is our 4th floor apartment, has never seen the outside world. Literally. He's a recluse. I believe he is not familiar with the concept of "soil", "road" or "shit on the road."

Then there came a day where a sleazy black/white cat invaded our apartment and played with Naruto. I would not have believed it had I not seen it. Naruto invited this cat (who shall we temporarily name Sasuke) to "view" his "resting area" and his "playground." This cat "Sasuke" also taught Naruto how to invade our neighbors and fight with the other cats. Today, they have some sort of fight club going on. My naruto is STILL NOT FAMILIAR with the concept of "soil", "road" or "shit on the road", but he has now learned the terms "neighbor" and "friend". Whatever set of ideas those words pertain to.




Fantasies of being a stripper?


He does kung fu too. (Ok, actually, he does Tai Chi when he's asleep)


and jan jan jan jan *drumroll*:

I swear to god there was hip action. XD


Sorry if the pics were... sized weirdly. Took them by phone and on different sizes.

Comments

[rabid-fangrrl.livejournal.com]

*homg*

their gayness transcends species....

[tininess.livejournal.com]

XD True! And I've never seen Naruto top...maybe he's the ultimate cat bottom. O-o'

[deadraconis.livejournal.com]

Oh my god!

Cats are the friggin' moste aweshum humans animals ever!:D

Your cat is so cute! And I se why he's named Naruto!<3

[shini-chii.livejournal.com]

I'm seriously starting to believe my cat (also a Naruto xD) ran away with a cat!Sasuke o.o.

OMG, this made my day, anyway.

[tininess.livejournal.com]

You know he was the only orange mackerel-striped baby. All his siblings were black. And he is so damn energetic we couldn't help but give him the name. XD

[tininess.livejournal.com]

heeheehee. If it's with a cat!sasuke he is in terribly skilled good hands. XD XD

^_^ Glad to bring some sasunaru joy!

[soffiodargento.livejournal.com]

Like Romans said: do ut des ^^! Your cat is so cute! I had a red cat, too, years ago, but he was really big. However the second cat has the same colors of Sasuke ^O^!

[xakuryoux.livejournal.com]

o:
I had a "naruto" and "sasuke" too!
The "sasuke" was a little older though... And they were kittens together too! =^.^=
But then one day, while I was playing with them, "sasuke" got on top of "naruto", and then I was like, what is he doin-OMG!
I was liek, they're both male and ohmyfreakingod, they... *speechless*
.... But alas, "naruto" ran away... And still hasn't been found... D:

[joyinthedance.livejournal.com]

That is awesome. XD

[princess-emmi.livejournal.com]

My cat, also a Naruto, is totally a lzy freak xD; We got him when he was tiny and when they neutered him (poor boy ; . ; ) They put a tracking chip thing into him, and so he has this circle-y tattoo on his belly :o

We dress him up a lot in the little ANBU costume we have for him (we've posted pictures of him on chuunin, if you use that comm xD;), but alas, the only cat that tries to get any action from him is Sorata :o

Your kitteni s very cute, though~ <3

~Lyn

[nellyaa.livejournal.com]

Let's call this the top of the SasuNaru fangirl insaneness. 8D ZOMG. This fandom is just weird. 8D Me likes.

(I also have a cat but his name is Lenny and grey-striped D: KIITYCATS FTW! The next cat I get I want to name Sasuke or Naruto, too. D:)

[silverxdragon.livejournal.com]

My cousin had two cats too. (: She named them Sasuke and Naruto since they were boys and one day, they were humping and we started laughing because "Sasuke" made this weird face as he was humping Naruto.

A couple months later, we discovered Naruto was actually a Naruko!! XD

Sasuke never walked by near her again. o_0 (Naruko, not my cousin. XD)

[tininess.livejournal.com]

now that's cute. i wish i had a black male kitty to play with naru. he was such a loner; but he was happy enough to play with humans. @_@"

too bad your naruto ran away. Maybe he's in humping land now with Sasuke. XD

[tininess.livejournal.com]

XD I'm glad to give you a dose of seratonin.

[tininess.livejournal.com]

0_0 Circley tatoo - woah! That's so narulike. :D I've never thought of dressing him up. :D *rush of totally insane ideas*

I'll check out chuunin, too. Thanks! :D :D

[tininess.livejournal.com]

This fandom is just weird True.

You know, I didn't exactly buy Naruto. His grandma was an alley cat who adopted us. She bred loners in the house. That's how I got naruto (he's still a loner). Hahaha, he likes humans better than other cats except maybe for 'Sasuke'

[tininess.livejournal.com]

ahahahaha mistaken gender! XD Wouldn't that be nice? Lots of future SasuNaru babies. :D :D XD

Recently i just noticed that when we make fun (literally) of naruto and we laugh, he gets this pissed look on his face. :D Maybe if your cousin bribes Sasuke with food it'll work. XD

[tininess.livejournal.com]

It seems that Naruto will just be as tiny as her mom. ^_^ the coloring is so common. but once you get to know them they have something special. YOu didn't name them Sasuke and Naruto? aww. XD

[silverxdragon.livejournal.com]

We tried...but now that Sasuke knows it's a girl, he won't rest until she becomes a he!! XD

[heeythatsmybike.livejournal.com]

ZOMG yes cat!porn (close enough to furry!porn, right? XD)!!!

I don't even like cats and I think your Naruto is an adorable little bugger. <333

Aw, and even as a cat everyone thinks Naruto is an uke D: poor guy.

[tininess.livejournal.com]

^_^ Thanks! He's one of a kind, really. Even my dad, who hates cats, likes naruto.

Yeah I know, he always let sasuke boss him around.
-_-" And he's noisy when they're doing it, too. XD Aaahh, cat porn.

[adela-nightmoon.livejournal.com]

Should we be scared that you're apparently perving on your cats???

[tininess.livejournal.com]

Er I really don't know what to say -_-" ...

I've never thought of it as perving. -_-" I was just overly amused when my cat had an affair. I'm sorry if you got offended by this or if you think I'm cruel to cats...

Don't you worry, the probability of me posting another cat sex fest borders on zero. 'Sasuke' does not visit anymore. Except that when he visited I was shocked and amused (and yes happy) that my cat is gay. -_-"

[adela-nightmoon.livejournal.com]

I'm not offended, just highly amused...

'Sasuke' doesn't visit any more??? Aww... poor 'Naruto'

[ashrey-chan.livejournal.com]

Your cat is cute ^^ if your cat is a naruto... thab i guess my black/white cat is Sasuke eh?

Cat is sure the cutest animal in the world XD XD

[tininess.livejournal.com]

Hahhaa, i don't know if that cat is sasuke. he's too sleazy. but when we can't think of a name for that invasive black/white cat so when he topped naruto, he was temporarily named 'sasuke'. :D

[saave.livejournal.com]

... ... -stares-

Omg I want a kitten now.

[glorfindel.livejournal.com]

oh its like an AU where Naruto runs off to Orochimaru instead of Sasuke!

But thats really sad. I hope he comes back one day. :)

[tininess.livejournal.com]

Seriously? Owning one is a humungo responsibility. Plus their shit stinks. But their piss stinks even more. ^_^""""""

If you decide to own one: I admire your bravery. ^_^"

But all that is worth it since your pet can give you endless amusement/love and gay sex. Especially when you need it

(er...don't know about the gay sex part though...)

[kairi21.livejournal.com]

KITTIES!!!! @__@

[tininess.livejournal.com]

Uwah I love your icon. :D