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posted by [personal profile] allegro at 12:27am on 24/10/2007 under ,


Parkman's Law

Emotional Intelligence is inversely proportional to teh Powers.

Law of Perceptive Discovery (Sometimes Monica's Law)

The State of Sanity/Insanity is directly proportional to Instinctive Fear/Repulsion multiplied by the Square of Angst. At Bizaare Levels of "child-like wonder", Law is considered Inaccurate.


Now that the math crap is out of my head: wtf is with Caitlin and Peter? Clearly, the Irish mobs need a more productive amusement (alcohol aside) such as the Internets, or they will morph into ravenous raving rabid rabbits. No wonder they're hardcore about brotherhood and sisterhood. At least Caitlin have an inkling that Peter's gay or something, but she's too horny (again due to lack of productive amusement) and gave in to rabbity mode.

Kristen Bell finally makes an appearance. It's great that Heroes tries to represent every facet of humanity, including the ones with Asperger's Syndrome. Sweet. She is now my favorite. Somehow, she met Peter already.

When Nathan uses The Gaze (that hypnotic, sticky gaze) and says "Listen...", people listen, give in and try to induce lots of bodily contact. The Gaze Power is significantly heightened by Hair Drama. Yup, Nathan and Parkman are teaming up splendidly. Parkman pulled Nathan into a corner, and since we are aware of how loud stage-whispers are, you know Parkman just wants to be closer to Nathan. And, that shadows make Parkman's features more dramatic according to his Flirtation Strategy Manual (which he uses on Mohinder, btw). Somehow I feel sorry for Parkman. It seems that his smex life is almost nonexistent.

Cut back to teh Pub. Le sigh. It's either Caitlin automatically goes deaf when brother Ricky requests a private meeting with Peter, or brother Ricky has a sound-proof invisible wall. He and his cohorts talk in stage-whispers for sekrets, man. What happened to the Art of Voice Modulation?

So, Blond Girl Issue. Peter thought Blond Girl = Internets? Peter said, "This is my problem." It means he's definitely considering getting outta Cork for some Internets. Brother Ricky then argued there's something between Sis Cait and Peter, so, please hide in a hole. It means that Brother Ricky hasn't banged Peter / engaged in a Cait/Peter/Ricky threesome, so no, Peter, you stay put. I'll give you Internets. Peter agreed. Brother Ricky is irresistible.

Back to Monica. She's still angsting. The great thing about her is that she can spout pseudo-philosophies like "Nothing makes any sense"; "Something is happening to me; "My body does things before my brain even knows what's happening." Sounds like any Hero. Sounds like everyone actually. And she wants a College Degree more than her Sharingan Powers??!! Her Sharingan could catapult her to Martha Stewart Status or Tennis Star Status! Man...Wearing that uniform seems to be damaging her brain.

I'm stiiiil wondering the method of travel Parkman and Nathan used.

Usually, when I watch Heroes:
1. The writers happily lead I to the place where I go "Huh? Wait a minute", and then, I ar right all along! or---
2. I get the feeling that "I r right", but the writers slap you me the least thing I r considered. :DD They have awesome techniques.

Yup. Elder Parkman = Evil and needs Internets. If Elder Parkman is an awesome mind-bender, then the killings could be mental attacks? Hmmm... that is v. cool. Turning another person's thinking capability against him. How Machiavellian! I like his Super Evilness. No doubt about it, Younger Parkman is going to get more powerful (and mostly likely as emotionally unintelligent) like Elder Parkman.

Parkman and Nathan and rolling around and punching each other and --- forget it.

In New Orleans, Micah has been playing the piano. Aa~ The Piano is too SHINY. AND IT SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS BEEN TUNED REGULARLY. If the piano is untuned, the sound will not be THAT clear. "Nobody's touched it for years"? PHHBT.

Ah, Mohinder = Love ~ t_t I love you so much.

Isaac is now a Literary Immortal. Isaac's works = Heroes Gospel. Available in select languages. Please interpret works to suit your own Hero lifestyle.

"I will never forget that day. I felt inspired. It was simple, yet such a huge revelation, as if someone had just woken me up and said, 'Here are the answers.’ It seemed so obvious." ~ Monica, New Orleans.

I wanted to see Monica face off with the boys at basketball. Can't say I was unhappy with the scene. Twice the Child-like wonder and awesomeness. <3 Awwww

Okay, the Company is not that bad. Come on, they like Schizos and Schizos like them. They just have an unhealthy definition of "help". I'm still wondering who heads the company. Is it Bob, or some other super geezer? Has there been a change of Company President during the last two years? Hmmm...

While Peter was busy imitating a zombie (with Caitlin freaking out), Kristen Bell paid a visit to Irresistible Brother Ricky. Aik. Charm doesn't work on Autistic People. R.I.P., Brother Ricky.

Isn't it convenient that Molly is in the Company HQ right now, just like Bob?

Oh, man, Hiro. I miss the Hiro-Ando Unit so much I wanna slash Hiro-Kensei. Anyone can point me to fic Hiro-Kensei? And Kensei-gang, have you ever heard of Rescue Missions? The primary objective, is to, you know, rescue people, not fight a gazillion men to get one person.

Mohinder knocks. Ladies Open the Door. No questions, no suspicions. Even if Ladies in question have recently found themselves in dangerous situations. Mohinder speaks. Ladies reply, "Yeeeessss?" *Insert sparkly hearts eyes background blossoms dramatic lighting*


Now, who do you think is more Retarded? Elle or Sylar? Place your bets, people:


1. Persuasion Productivity
Elle: Death
Sylar: Death
Tie. Elle: 1; Sylar: 1

2. Dangerously Perceptive?
Elle: Shaky. Only Perceptive when it comes to certain matters
Sylar: Totally Perceptive
Sylar Wins. Elle: 1; Sylar: 2;

3. Acts of Violence
Elle: No trail of bodies yet (1 confirmed body doesn't count) but Look at Daddy's reaction.
Sylar: Trail of bodies. Lots of blood.
Tie. Elle: 2; Sylar: 3;

4. Random Acts of Violence
Elle: "I improvised a little" + Daddy's "Come home, NAaW asjkdsakf" Reaction Again.
Sylar: Doesn't go on random killing spree unless on crack
Elle Wins. Elle: 3; Sylar: 3;

5. Creepy Aura
Elle: Too perky to be Creepy
Sylar: Off the scale
Sylar Wins. Elle: 3; Sylar: 4;

6. Control
Elle: Daddy has control (somehow) over loose canon daughter.
Sylar: Mommy 6 ft. under. Pheromone-producing Professor outside of range.
Sylar Wins. Elle: 3; Sylar: 5;

7. Value for Humanity
Elle: "It was just some guy...All right, I killed him. What is the big deal?"
Sylar: Recognizes the VALUE in people.
Elle Wins. Elle: 4; Sylar: 5

Sylar WINS.


And this is just to amuse myself, because I am terribly SADDENED by the ending. I knew that Peter would leave Cork very soon. UNEXPECTEDLY, with Caitlin. D: The idiotic result of Brother Ricky's death. I am comforted by the fact that Peter did not mourn (looks like it) for Brother Ricky, as he's instinctively gay for Nathan.

Mood:: 'distressed' distressed
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posted by [identity profile] aestheticized.livejournal.com at 08:29pm on 23/10/2007
This cracked me up SO MUCH. :D

Parkman's Law. XD So true.

I'm stiiiil wondering the method of travel Parkman and Nathan used.

ME TOO! I just can get the picture of Parkman RIDING Nathan (like an airplane) out of my head.

And Kensei-gang, have you ever heard of Rescue Missions? The primary objective, is to, you know, rescue people, not fight a gazillion men to get one person.

No kidding. I'm like, jeez, is it really necessary to fight all of those people to save one guy? Not to mention that HIRO CAN FREEZE TIME AND BEND SPACE. Unless his powers are on the fritz, which would be stupid. But seriously this should not really be a challenge. Sigh. So sick of this plot -- I think Hiro should return to the present, maybe bring Kensei with him, and then have a threesome with Ando. :D

Your Sylar v. Elle was hilarious.
 
posted by [identity profile] tininess.livejournal.com at 02:39am on 24/10/2007
is it really necessary to fight all of those people to save one guy?

This is what happens when people try to follow literature. *shakes head* Hopefully Hiro will use his powers to freak out the army so they will run away. @_@".

Your Sylar v. Elle was hilarious.

The Elle character is just too fun, just like Sylar. They are both not right in the head: that is awesome to watch. But, Elle's brain is apparently on short circuit most of the time... XD Aww, I love autistic characters.

Glad you enjoyed this. The crack-producing personality of mine wants some activity, so I let her. :D I enjoyed the episode, but sometimes, some things are waay too funny and incredible.



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